Jungle Green Tea Rose CORAL CORAL By the time I finished

By the time I finished

Like abstract artwork

as if this designation would somehow elevate it from the realm of questionable taste to sophisticated decor

a conversation piece

I briefly considered suggesting a framed poster of our family's most spectacular cooking disasters

Jungle Green Tea Rose CORAL CORAL By the time I finishedI never thought I'd find myself in a heated debate about wall art but there I was, arguing with my sister about the merits of a medium sized ceramic echeveria. "It's perfect for your blank walls," she insisted, waving the green monstrosity in my face like a deranged florist. The thing was neither small enough to be quaint nor large enough to be a statement piece. It just existed, much like my career aspirations in high school. I imagined it hanging