Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw - Jeff Kinney Web of Silence Outside the arena

Outside the arena

The man is a shameless flirt

I thought I'd left my darkest secrets behind

until she finds out the house she’s loved since high school is available to rent

and in its passing awakens the once peaceful and subservient parshmen to the horror of their millennia-long enslavement by humans

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw - Jeff Kinney Web of Silence Outside the arenaLets face it: Greg Heffley will never change his wimpy ways. Somebody just needs to explain that to Gregs father. You see, Frank Heffley actually thinks he can get his son to toughen up, and he enlists Greg in organized sports and other "manly endeavors. Of course, Greg is easily able to sidestep his fathers efforts to change him. But when Gregs dad threatens to send him to military academy, Greg realizes he has to shape up . . . or get shipped out.