The Male Dreamer Bath Mat Size:40 x 60cm 2 cm diameter

2 cm diameter

This program of self-deprecation is sure to be a hit in any neighborhood or office breakroom

Do not explain to your nan

It's Allowed To Be Messy

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The Male Dreamer Bath Mat Size:40 x 60cm 2 cm diameterWarning: Requires a good sense of humour (and a bit of ego). This rude bath mat isn't just about drying your feet; it's about setting a very specific expectation. We call it 'The Male Dreamer Mat' because, well, it's designed to make one particular part of the male anatomy feel perfectly centred. Featuring two footprints and one perfectly placed small white circle, the suggestive joke is clear: this is where a mans piece goes. Its the ultimate gag