Shakespeare's Sonnets: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness Format:Hardcover featuring a gang of troublemaking

featuring a gang of troublemaking kids who must defend their tree house from a fun-hating adult who can instantly turn children into grown-ups

The asteroids thought they could strike without repercussions

"Hunting tigers ceased to interest me some years ago

please wait until it arrives

— Lemony Snicket

Shakespeare's Sonnets: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness Format:Hardcover featuring a gang of troublemakingA brief introduction to all 154 of Shakespeare's sonnets, in which each is reduced to a single couplet of iambic tetrameter. A great way to ruin Shakespeare for a young English major and an excellent passive aggressive anniversary gift.