Kidnapped by a Cyborg Choose from available:G00460-ATG-BL2-GR These BFG black sunglasses will

These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot

They're MOST excellent thanks to their no-slip

dark purple flat-top sunglasses with deep purple gradient lenses

We expect to see you wearing these and falling backward into a field of purple flowers as if you're starring in your own commercial for lavender-scented fabric softener

once and for all

Kidnapped by a Cyborg Choose from available:G00460-ATG-BL2-GR These BFG black sunglasses willSemi rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P. S. Resistance is futile.)